Bob Pease, published October 10, 1991
First, Let’s have an esaeP’s Fable: A person (when I tell the story, I always say it was a Harvard graduate, but you can insult anybody you think is appropriate…) had died and was wandering through Limbo and Purgatory. He came to two paths with two signs. One sign pointed “To Heaven.” The other sign said “To a Lecture On Heaven.” So of course he decided to go to the Lecture On Heaven. End of Fable.